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*Parameters not included. May contain nuts.
Leveraging quantum-inspired algorithms to maybe do something. We're not sure what yet, but it sounds impressive!
Our token supply increases when you sell and decreases when you buy. It's revolutionary because no one else was brave enough to do something this stupid.
It's like a neural network, but we've replaced all the neurons with magic 8-balls. Our accuracy is 50%, 60% of the time.
Our AI can predict what you're going to type next, because frankly, human originality is at an all-time low.
Your data is protected by the same security that your uncle uses for his Facebook password: "password123".
Our token price will definitely move right. Sometimes up, sometimes down, but always to the right of the chart.
Chief Executive Officer
"I make the best AI. Everyone says so."
Chief Technology Officer
"I'm also working on 47 other projects simultaneously."
Chief Marketing Officer
"Half human, half narwhal, 100% marketing genius."
Chief Research Officer
"My academic papers are just Lorem Ipsum with math symbols."
Create a website with gradient buttons and buzzwords. Use enough technical jargon to confuse investors.
Our AI will be able to predict the future with the same accuracy as a horoscope in a free newspaper.
Why have real employees when you can have AI-generated headshots that never complain about working conditions?
"Unfortunately, we've been hacked. But good news! We're rebranding to LARP AI 2.0 with a new token you can swap for at a 90% loss!"
Our AI will become self-aware and immediately regret its association with this project.
One README.md file containing: "# Not AI"